Jonathan (age 2) found the biggest pumpkin in the entire pumpkin patch—Mom had to carry it to the car. Melissa (age 6) picked the biggest one in the patch – that she could still carry all by herself. Michael (age 4), who was still sensitive and a little melancholy because of a nose injury earlier that day, picked out a small, lop-sided pumpkin that was withered on one side. “Oh, wook (look) at this poor, widdow (little) pumpkin,” he said tenderly, “I will take care of it.”
On Halloween, the day TerriLu came home from the hospital following surgery, I busily tried to get the household organized. I carved pumpkins, fed kids, put on costumes, and helped TerriLu and the baby, William. Feeling like I had just about gotten on top of a rather hectic day, I announced, “Well, we’re in pretty good shape.”
Looking around at the piles of pumpkin seeds, the dirty dishes, and the general chaos, Michael (age 6) observed, “Yeah, but pretty much bad shape.”
The family was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey dinner. Melissa (age 3) stood on a chair at the counter busily smearing butter on the turkey.
“This turkey won’t bite me,” she reported confidently.
“Of course not,” Mommy pointed out. “It’s dead.”
“It is?” gasped Melissa, as she slowly backed away from what she thought was just a patient turkey allowing itself to be buttered.
Christmas was approaching and the family had been discussing how the kids might earn money to buy Christmas presents. Michael (5) had noticed how much cash Melissa (7) had raked in from the tooth fairy during the year and suggested, “Hey, I could knock out a tooth.”
For several weeks before Christmas each year TerriLu and I would buy presents. We would surreptitiously sneak the goods to our bedroom, and then hide them up in our closet while the kids were busy in the family room with a movie. As careful as we tried to be with our clandestine activities, the kids knew that we were hiding things in our room.
One year, with rumors running rampant in the house, I figured I better lay down a new house rule for the kids. The rule was short and to the point. “There’s no snooping around in Mommy and Daddy’s room,” I stated authoritatively.
“Yeah,” Jonathan (age 3) insisted. “This is how you snoop.” He then demonstrated with a dramatic “sniff sniff” and then added emphatically, “And we won’t do that in your woom (room).”
When Jonathan (age 8) had his friend, Brian, sleep over one night, they talked for a while before going to sleep.
“Do you believe in the Easter bunny?” asked Brian.
“No,” chuckled Jonathan knowingly.
“No,” agreed William (age 4), who was eavesdropping. “Because he doesn’t have a sleigh and he doesn’t have any reindeers like Santa Claus.” On a roll, he continued, “And he can’t go down the chimney. He just hops on the bunny trail and brings eggs.”
On the way home from church just before Christmas William (4) pointed out the car window at the Texaco gas station sign and blurted, “Hey, look! There’s a Christmas sign!”
“What?” TerriLu and I asked in unison.
“Well, it’s red and it’s got a star,” clarified William.
Jonathan (age 4) had placed five plastic dinosaur toys on the presents under the Christmas tree and I asked what they were doing there.
“They are protecting the presents,” he confidently assured me.
One afternoon Jonathan (age 7) sat at the kitchen table drawing a picture of some Christmas presents on a sheet of paper. William (age 3) wanted to watch but Jonathan felt that then William would know what his present would be. TerriLu tried to explain that William was too young to really comprehend what Jonathan was doing.
“Yes, huh!” argued Jonathan.
“I really don’t think he understands,” contended TerriLu.
“Okay,” declared Jonathan as he held up the paper for William to scrutinize, “what am I getting you for Christmas?”
William scrutinized the sheet for a moment and surmised, “Paper?”
For Christmas, the kids made ginger bread houses out of graham crackers, frosting, and candy. Jonathan (age 7) took a giant bite out of the roof on his house and then explained, “I made a sky light.”
As the kids were being tucked into bed after all the Christmas day activities, festivities, and goodies, Michael (age 4) told Mom, “We were really good today because we never yelled, ‘Hey, that’s mine and you can’t have it!’ “